DUDE & DADDY
🧹 You
Night Clerk
Newest hire on the night shift. Owns one mop, zero regrets, and a growing fear of the freezer.
“Clean up on aisle… oh no.”
Meet the Staff
Welcome to Fresh Mart, home of the night shift. These are the Employee Files straight out of the game, with the same faces and the same bad attitudes.
No files match. Maybe they are locked.
The night shift
📝 Old Gary
The Coach
Has worked nights at Fresh Mart since before the lights flickered. Leaves sticky notes everywhere. Knows things. Won't say how.
“Forty years on the night shift, kid. Still got all ten fingers.”
🥛 Mr. Gristle
Manager
Monday's manager. Loves rules, clipboards and plain yogurt. Has never once smiled on purpose.
“I can smell a missed spill from my office.”
❗ Karen Krumb
Manager
Assistant manager. Uses at least three exclamation marks per sentence. Wants to speak to YOUR manager.
“This is UNACCEPTABLE!!!”
🎖️ Big Deb
Manager
Runs the store like boot camp. Once did a push-up so hard the freezer door shut by itself.
“DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MOPS!”
🐱 Mr. Whiskers
Manager (cat)
Technically the store manager. Nobody remembers hiring him. Signs every memo with a paw print. Secret admirer. Allegedly.
“…mrrrp?”
🛒 Rusty
Fresh Mart mascot
The grinning shopping cart from the logo. Rolls around the store on his own. One wheel squeaks. Nobody pushes him.
“*squeak squeak*”
👻 Mop Ghost Maurice
Night janitor, 1987
Left his mop behind in 1987 and came back for it. Gives cleaning tips. None of them work.
“Pro tip: if you can't see the stain, it can't see you.”
📢 The Store Intercom
The PA (sarcastic)
The ceiling speakers. Has heard every announcement ten thousand times. Is not impressed by any of them.
“Wow. Another spill. Riveting.”
🦜 Polly
The pet-aisle parrot
Repeats everything the PA says. Everything. At 3 AM. Loudly.
“CLEAN UP ON AISLE SCREAM! SQUAWK!”
Regulars
🛍️ Shoppers
Customers
Shopping at 2 AM for reasons. Leave messes. Shout THIEF when they see burglars, which is honestly helpful.
“Mmhmm… hmm?”
🧳 Lost drivers
Customers (lost)
Honk in the lot, tip the trash, and ask you for directions you definitely don't know.
“Which way to Spooksville?”
🐕 The strays
Cats & dogs
They wandered in and never left. Pet them for a power-up. Spook them and the whole store hears.
“WOOF! WOOF!”
Most wanted
🔪 The Butcher
Big. Quiet. Cleaver.
Comes out of the freezer from Thursday on. Hot sauce does nothing. Hiding does.
“…fresh… cuts…”
🦹 The Snack Bandits
Kevin & the gang
They break in for snacks. Only snacks. They have a plan and the plan is snacks.
“Cheez Puffs! Get the Cheez Puffs!”
🔦 The Prowler
…prefers not to say
Sneaks. Listens. Shines a flashlight in your hiding spot. Talks in dots...
“...is someone there?”
📦 The Cardboard Cut-out
Training dummy
Old Gary's practice burglar. Has never moved. Has never needed to.
“…”
🧟 The Zombies
Zombie Mode
Shamblers, runners, zombie pets and one Zombie Butcher in a party hat. Endless. Hungry.
“…braaains…”
Holiday visitors
🍬 Trick-or-treaters
Halloween Night
Small, sticky, and very serious about candy. Don't let the bowl run empty.
“Trick or treat!”
👻 The Poltergeists
Halloween Night
Little ghosts who knock things over. Vacuum them up. They think it's a ride.
“wooOOoo…”
🎅 Lost Santa
Christmas Eve visitor
Shows up on December 24 with no sleigh and no reindeer. Bring them back and he'll owe you one.
“Ho… ho… hmm. Has anyone seen my reindeer?”
🎃 The Headless Night Manager
October 31 only
A very good manager who has misplaced his head. It's a glowing pumpkin. It's somewhere in the store.
“Has anyone seen my head?”
🎩 The Lost Pilgrim
Thanksgiving Day visitor
Four hundred years late for dinner and very polite about it. Bring him a pie.
“Has the feast begun? I was told there'd be pie.”
🦃 Tom
A friendly turkey (Thanksgiving Day)
Nervous. Wears a bow tie. Would very much like to see Friday. Keep him hidden.
“Gobble?”
👴 Old Man Year
December 31 visitor
Shuffles in every December 31 wearing a sash with the old year on it. Wants a party hat and a cider before he hands over.
“Is it over yet? It feels like it's been a year.”
🎆 Countdown Carl
December 31 visitor
A showbiz host in a sparkly jacket who lost his lucky microphone. Listen for the feedback.
“TEN! NINE! …has anyone seen my microphone?”
💘 Retired Cupid
February 14 visitor
Thirty thousand years of archery and a bad back. Find his bow and he'll fire one last shot for you.
“Oof, my back. Has anyone seen my bow?”
🐰 The Easter Bunny
Easter Sunday visitor
Very large, very tired, dropped three golden eggs somewhere in the store. Please say no to next year.
“So… tired.”
🐣 Peep
A lost chick (Easter Sunday)
Follows you everywhere. Panics at everything. Keep it safe till morning.
“Peep!”
🧝 The Naughty Elves
Christmas Eve
They pop out of the gift boxes and run. Every one that escapes goes on the naughty list.
“Hee hee hee!”
☃️ The Snow Stalker
Christmas Eve
A snowman who only moves when you aren't watching. Melts at the furnace. Hates it.
“…”
👹 The Grumpus
Christmas Eve, midnight
Huge, hairy, and angrier for every naughty elf that got away. Calms down with a present.
“Who's been NAUGHTY?”
🦃 The Gobbler
Thanksgiving
A giant runaway turkey. Charges straight down an aisle. Hide, or throw cranberry sauce.
“GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!”
🛒 The Black Friday Crowd
Thanksgiving, 3:00 AM
Pajamas, parkas and one man with a folding chair. Hold the doors till 6:00 AM.
“DEALS! DEALS! DEALS!”
🕰️ The Clock Keeper
New Year's Eve
A grandfather clock with a grin behind the glass. Every loop it walks a little faster. Twelve golden hands break it.
“*TICK… TOCK…*”
👰 The Ghost Bride
Valentine's, midnight
Drifts out of the flower aisle at midnight. Checks every hiding spot. The ring she lost is somewhere in the store.
“Where… is… he?”
🐇 The Hollow Bunny
Easter
Six feet of chocolate with nothing inside. Grins. Moves only when the lights blink. Melts at the furnace.
“…”
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